- be thin
- give birth
- cook for you
- have long hair
- wear makeup
- have sex with you
- be feminine
- be graceful
- shave
- diet
- be fashionable
- wear pink
- love men
- be the media’s idea of perfection
- listen to your bullshit
- have a vagina
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Women do not have to:
How can you say you’re ‘not pretty’ when you are a cluster of stardust, a walking explosion of nebulas; like there are constellations that knot your arteries, as if your heart beats in time with shooting stars and your eyes shine as bright as a full moon.. You’re beyond pretty.. More like a spectacular sight for everyone who breathes in your presence.
(via Deatheatxr☪)
You’ll meet her, she’s very pretty, even though sometimes she’s sad for many days at a time. You’ll see, when she smiles, you’ll love her.
Pan’s Labyrinth (via wordsthat-speak)
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(idiom) Only the French would have such a way to describe beauty. A wonderful slang expression, it literally means “pretty and ugly” but describes the type of feminine beauty that is human, and not manufactured by plastic surgeons. It’s a kind of fascinating quirkiness implying charisma, a face you want to keep looking at, even if you can’t decide whether it is beautiful or not. (via wordsnquotes)
I’m pretty sure aliens exist and know about us but choose not to interact with us because we are terrible.
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i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right
Yes
Feminists say that if they walk around naked and get raped, it’s not their fault. Let me ask you this, if you owned a bank and left the doors wide open with no security and you got robbed in the middle of the night, is it the robbers fault or yours?
Literally the robber’s fault??? They walked in and took something that wasn’t theirs??? They knew pretty well that they shouldn’t steal things??? What is your argument even trying to prove???
Also can we stop equating women with inanimate possessions in an attempt to show their value and worth??? Jesus fucking christ. I’m not a bank with the doors left open. I’m not a car parked in a “bad neighborhood”. I’m not a shiny wrist watch, or a purse left unattended. I’m a fucking human being. I am not a consumable good. I’m not here for the taking. And if your miniscule brain can’t wrap around that concept, don’t confuse yourself by thinking that your opinion is in any way valuable or worth sharing.
yea sex is pretty good but have u ever taken a nap with someone
the weirdest thing about the education system is that pretty much every teenager ever is so stressed out about schools that they pray for disasters or fake illness or try to kill themselves and yet nobody has ever thought to themselves “hey maybe our system is flawed” and instead all they ever think is “kids these days are so lazy and selfish” like what the fuck is up with that man
i hate when people ask me who are you dressing for? who are you doing your makeup for? uhm NO excuse me ok i’m dressing and doing my makeup for myself because i want to feel pretty and comfortable in my own skin